Giants baseball! Catch the fever! How about for $100?

In their new radio advertising campaign, the Giants offer to pay a guy on the street $100 to paint his face black and orange. The guy is about to accept, when he realizes that the painters are going to put the interlocking SF logo on his face. He then changes his mind, declares his allegeance to the Cubs, and leaves. The Giants people then make some derogatory comment about the Cubs fan.

I’m not sure who’s in charge of advertising over there in ‘Frisco, but a career change might be in order. First, no real fan of any team other than the Giants would allow an orange SF on his/her face, $100 or not. Secondly, is this really how the Giants want to build a fan base? By paying people?

Why don’t they just cut to the chase: Come see Barry,* eat garlic fries, and surf the net between Barry’s at-bats!

*Not applicable on Sundays or during steroid investigations.

Broken Social Scene – You Forgot It In People

[Broken Social Scene - You Forgot It In People] The Canadian Broken Social Scene has been around for a while, but I only stumbled upon them playing with the machine at Rasputin. Apparently they earned a reputation as a pop act after 2001’s Feel Good Lost, but You Forgot It In People is more indie/experimental. I’m not sure you can be considered anything but experimental when you have eleven different musicians contributing. 2005’s self-titled album (packaged with the bonus EP To Be You and Me) is quite an adventure as well.

Favorite tracks: Cause = Time (YFIIP), Handjobs for the Holidays (BSS)

Join Me! (Danny Wallace)

[Join Me! (Danny Wallace)] Danny Wallace is the same guy that decided to say yes to almost all questions, which almost got him killed, but worked out in the end. But before his affirmative action campaign, he managed to start a cult, although he’d call it a collective. It wasn’t on purpose mind you, and didn’t really even have a purpose for the first few months. They’ve since been dedicated to performing random acts of kindness on Fridays. I’m not sure how many “joinees” are involved now (definitely more than 4000), but it has spread outside of Europe, the forum is active, and there’s even a podcast site. Join Me is the tale of the cult’s humble beginnings, first priestly member, and struggle to hide it from its leader’s girlfriend. I’d probably recommend Yes Man first, but Join Me is an excellent follow up for those of you who enjoy mad cap fun.

Add this to the list of books you can finish on a coast-to-coast flight.

This guy might be more of a real life Kramer than Kenny Kramer. He doesn’t seem to work, but starts these elaborate (and somewhat ridiculous) projects that seem quite expensive. Yet, Danny lands on his feet. Crazy.

See the official site for more info and how to join. I probably will.

The Bush Survival Bible (Gene Stone)

[The Bush Survival Bible (Gene Stone)] This is a humorous little tale Dice picked up for me for Christmas. While I would have been happy with a compendium of Pres centered jokes (and there are many), the book’s main feature is useful information. One of the highlights are biographies of younger Democrats that represend reasons to be optimistic for a post-W world. Or if you can’t possibly deal with our current leadership, there are seven suggestions for countries to move to. There is an accompanying web site at thebushsurvivalbible.com which solicits and posts additional ways to deal with the second term. Hang in there America!

Star Wars: Labyrinth of Evil (James Luceno)

[Star Wars: Labyrinth of Evil (James Luceno)]Labyrinth of Evil is the bridge between Episodes 2 and 3 of the Star Wars movie saga. Unfortunately, the book merely connects the dots between the movies and doesn’t add much to the overall Star Wars plotline. In contrast, Shadows of the Empire, which takes place between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, actually develops the familiar characters. Furthermore, the story is exciting even though we know where everyone will end up. For the non-hardcore Star Wars fan, I recommend the Han Solo trilogy, which chronicles the youth and smuggler days of the pilot and his association with Chewbacca.

Don’t Know Much About History (Kenneth C. Davis)

[Don't Know Much About History (Kenneth C. Davis)] Yes, I did take American history in high school. It was two years, and at the end we still had to cram 1950 to 1997 into a couple days. I wish knew that it could be covered in just two weeks. The book’s format is a series of questions and answers that could be considered independently, but when read in succession, they provide a surprisingly seamless story of U.S. history. Interspersed are relevant (usually famous) quotes pertaining to the particular era and short commentaries on the source and context. Also provided in the text (not in a separate bibliography) are suggested reading for further learning. Davis hits all of the important topics (wars and the like), as well as some curiousities that were probably overlooked in school (Who was Miranda? Are the Hemmings decendants Jeffersons?). I thoroughly enjoyed Don’t Know Much, and due to the Q&A format, it’ll be a nice reference to have in the library.

The Rule of Four (Ian Caldwell and Dustin Thomason)

[The Rule of Four (Ian Caldwell and Dustin Thomason)]Rule of Four follows up on the success of The DaVinci Code in the historical, academic mystery genre. Where Rule of Four differs is that the puzzle takes a back seat to character development of the four (double entendre?) Princeton senior roommates and an elder generation of Renaissance scholars all pursuing the secrets of the 15th century Hypnerotomachia Poliphili (a real book). Also, while the main storyline essentially comprises a three day period (similar to The DaVinci Code), the pace is substantially slowed by the flashbacks that provide the necessary backstory. Rule of Four was enjoyable enough to finish on a cross-country flight, but Dan Brown is still the master of the genre.

Slaughterhouse-Five (Kurt Vonnegut)

[Slaughterhouse-Five (Kurt Vonnegut)]It’s pretty ridiculous, but my first exposure to Vonnegut was when he appeared on the Daily Show. Jon Stewart praised the author as one of his heroes, so when ‘Stache offered a copy of Slaughterhouse-Five, I added the book to my queue.

Why is it a classic? Of course war is absurd; not many are going to argue about that point. But what’s the solution? The wiser, omniscient Tralfamadorians have endured wars, and will again in the future. It cannot be averted. So do we continue along this absurd path? I’m no war hawk, but I recognize that fighting has been necessary, and although I pray otherwise, it will be necessary again. It’s easy to then fall into the existentialist attitude of “So it goes.”

In my head, I’m arguing in circles; that must be why it’s a classic. It certainly isn’t because it’s a pleasure to read. The protagonist isn’t likeable, the science-fiction aspect isn’t very imaginitive, and the book doesn’t provide any suggestions for dealing with the absurdity of war other than “So it goes.” I guess as a starting point for discussion and argument, it’s a classic.

Wolf Parade – Apologies to the Queen Mary

[Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary] Canadian indie rockers Wolf Parade have received praise from numerous sources for their debut Apologies to the Queen Mary. Pitchfork and AllMusic both cite influence by to Modest Mouse and David Bowie, the former of which I can hear pretty much throughout, the latter only vaguely on some of the later tracks. I think they’ve achieved airplay on Live105, but nothing close to the popular success as ‘Float On’ for instance. I haven’t listened particularly carefully to the lyrics, but nonetheless certain lines have stuck out (Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts). A good addition to the collection following selections from Arcade Fire and Broken Social Scene.

Weezer and Foo Fighters at the Oakland Arena

Earlier this year we wanted to see Weezer play in San Francisco. The tickets sold out in less than five minutes. So when I heard that they were coming back, with Foo Fighters no less, I was thrilled to get tickets to the show.

Rivers Cuomo is not a rock star like anyone else I can think of. He’s now a thirty something balding geek who jumps very clumsily around the stage, often with his arms outstretched. It really reaffirms my faith in humanity that he can get 20,000 people excited to see him do this. Dave Grohl is the antithesis of Rivers. He screams voraciously for 90 minutes while running back and forth across the stage and even through the crowd. This is what I think of as a rock star. Watching Grohl lead the Foo Fighters, it’s really an amazing thought that he was once in the same band as Kurt Cobain. Nirvana is often touted as one of the greatest bands ever, and after seeing Foo Fighters in person, I’ll no longer ever doubt it.

Both sets covered significant territory from the bands’ careers, but Foo Fighters focused a bit more on the latest album. Weezer really got going with ‘Say It Ain’t So.’ Having the entire crowd singing along will do that. All four group members took over lead vocals for at least one song. The highlights for the Foos were an extended version of ‘Stacked Actors’ and Grohl and drummer Taylor Hawkins switching roles on ‘Cold Day in the Sun.’

Setlists after the jump.

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