I’ve patented this idea so don’t think about stealing it, you Sneaky Pete, you.

So I’m going to open up a grocery store that only sells dishwashing detergent. The trick is to make sure that we always have Palmolive in stock when the local, heir-less, millionaire comes into the shop, because he loves washing dishes, and since he’s heir-less, I can get into his will. This means I have to keep an extra special eye on the Palmolive supply and make sure no stoners come in and buy the last bottle. Otherwise, it’s my best shot at a million bucks!