Woman overheard at coffee shop: “Man wasn’t meant to run on concrete.”

Internal monologue: “Perhaps not. A few other things man wasn’t meant to do: harvest coffee beans or extract stimulants and flavors from them; erect shelters with the express purpose of trading derived coffee bean derived drinks; develop and use fiat currency to simplify the acquisition of coffee drinks; spend waking hours not worried about being consumed by predatory animals. But yeah, running on concrete is weird too.”