Who was George Mason?

I had never heard of George Mason before his namesake took down Michigan State in the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament last week, and I didn’t give him much thought until the Patriots beat North Carolina in the next round, thoroughly wrecking the D.C. region of my bracket. We all now know that the university has a basketball team, but what did this Mason guy do to earn the name of the school?

George Mason was a statesman from Virginia who wrote the Virginia Declaration of Rights, which specifically outlined the rights of citizens. In 1787, he was sent to Philadelphia to represent his colony at the Constitutional Convention. Although he played a major role in shaping the document, he refused to sign it without inclusion of a clear statement of citizens’ rights. After the Convention, Mason caused enough trouble to disrupt his friendship with George Washington, but he was ultimately vindicated as the Bill of Rights, largely based on his earlier Virginian document, was ratified in 1791. For this reason, Mason is known as the “Father of the Bill of Rights.”

Thanks to Wikipedia, as always.

Breakfast of Champions

[Jer's cereal shelf]

“I like the idea of eating and drinking with one hand without looking.”
– Jerry Seinfeld on his favorite food.


Cereal occupies a special place in my family’s history: it was the cause of one of my parents first arguments. After pouring a bowl of Cheerios, mom bunched up the inner bag, and closed the cardboard box. However, my dad is very particular about his cereal storage, and yelled at her for not folding and refolding the opening of the bag. Apparently it wasn’t a deal breaker (on either side), and mom learned how to properly keep the Cheerios fresh.

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Taunting Andy

[Taunting Andy]
Sure it looks like a free quarter, but there’s that lingering feeling that it’s tainted with some life-threatening disease. Or maybe a sniper is ready to pick off the greedy dirtbag that pockets it.

Personally, I think someone left it at the bus stop for an unmet stranger who was 25 cents short of bus fare.