Custom VW Beetles
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A collection of modified VW Beetles
Top 5 New Things For You to Worry About
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I firmly believe in a culture of fear. So when you get done taking your shoes off and throwing your shampoo away at the airport to protect yourself from terrorists, here are some things for you to worry about.
5) Zombie Outbreak
4) Babies
3) Robot Criminals
2) Science
1) Fred Rogers
Is this a federal offense?
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I got a postcard in the mail yesterday! Normally, I’d be thrilled about this turn of events, except the postcard wasn’t for me. I’ve heard that you’re not supposed to open someone else’s mail. But in this case, I didn’t open anything. And I had to look at it to figure out that it wasn’t for me. So am I a criminal or what?
On the plus side, I did learn that the “corsair” (that’s a fancy word for pirate) Uluç Ali Reis was from La Castella, Italy. Thanks Wikipedia!
Will it blend?
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Before you go buy that iPhone, here’s a special report you should watch.
Back in the saddle . . . Now with Kevlar!
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All hail the hydrogen bonds that keep cops safe and my tires inflated!
Best thing that happened on iPhone release day
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Great Commercial
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Jere’s YouTube Pick of the Day: Great German Commercial
Skateboard
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In light of recent troubles with flat tires, this will be my new preferred mode of transport.
Mt. Holly, Minnesota: Thriving Metropolis
Mike Haeg is an American hero. In the spirit of the pioneers, he has founded his own town in Minnesota. It’s has a population of 4, and according to the town newspaper, the literacy rate is 25%. Haeg is a true renaissance man, serving as the town’s mayor, chamber of commerce, justice-of-the-peace, and town drunk. According to its listing on Google Maps, “The City of Mt. Holly is Minnesota’s newest community, a guerilla ad agency, and a picnicking xanadu all wrapped up in one.” It’s a xanadu, folks! And with exports of advertising, birdhouses, and old jokes, Mt. Holly’s economy is well suited for this crazy, post-9/11 world. It’s all very impressive.