The Rubik’s Cube thinks you’re stupid

I’m not sure how the maker’s of the Rubik’s Cube expect the general public to solve their puzzle, because they don’t believe you plebeians can even understand large numbers. According to the Wikipedia entry:

A Normal (3×3×3) Rubik’s Cube can have (8! × 38−1) × (12! × 212−1)/2 = 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 different positions (permutations), or about 4.3 × 1019, forty-three quintillion, but the puzzle is advertised as having only “billions” of positions, due to the general incomprehensibility of such a large number to laymen.

Top 2 Business Cards of All Time


Odie gave me this one the other day. I don’t know what happens if you call that number, but the web page, scottyiseri.com, is for a Chicago based comedy rock act, which seems similar to Liam Lynch.


Jim Dandy and I met this guy in the Berkeley hills while scoping out a record-laden yard sale. JD bought a car from him, and his wife gave me a Coke for the road. As you can tell from the card, he’s a real character.

Factotum

“Factotum” first appeared in the Jack Black classic School of Rock. It since graduated to a movie of its own, starring Matt Dillon. That was the tipping point for me to look it up.

noun
1. a person, as a handyman or servant, employed to do all kinds of work around the house.
2. any employee or official having many different responsibilities.

Benevolent Dictator

I just finished playing the Climate Challenge game at the BBC website, where you take over as president of the EU for 100 years to save the world from SUV’s and the like. Here are the results of my iron fist:

Environment:
During your presidency, Europe emitted a very low level of carbon emissions, which is likely to result in global temperatures increasing by 1.4-2.6°C. You substantially outperformed a mid-line forecast for carbon dioxide emissions created by the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (UN IPCC). Well done!

Wealth:
You left the economy in ruins. Hyper-inflation and joblessness are endemic across Europe. People are starving and crime and lawlessness have taken hold. Extremists have become more influential and threaten to undo any good you did during your presidency.

Popularity:
You were the most popular leader most voters could remember and aimed to please when selecting policies. Some critics said that you did so only to avoid tackling difficult issues, but their voices were drowned out by the crowd.

Now that’s the sign of a good ruler! People love you even though they’re starving!

Things I miss about the Bay Area

Continuing what Odie and I started yesterday by email…

#1: In ‘N Out Burger
#2: Burritos
#3: Oakland Athletics
#4: Smoke free bars
#5: Public transit running on time
#6: Amoeba Music
#7: Copious food options close to work
#8: The temperature on February 3: 68 F
#9: 3 hours to Tahoe
#10: Mass at Newman
#11: The Box
#12: Calzones from Trader Joe’s
#13: The Bay Trail
#14: Crazy art at Albany Waterfront Park
#15: Eucalyptus grove
#16: Happy Happy Guy
#17: KQED
#18: Columns with frits
#19: Recycling
#20: 2 hours to Monterrey
#21: The Golden Gate
#22: No salt on my car
#23: Pet Food Express
#24: Saturday Mets games starting at 10 am
#25: Berkeley cars